I'm a little bored so I'm going to review some movies.
Notice! These movies aren't new. I don't care.
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March of the Penguins-
Penguins are not entertaining, I don't care how high you are.
I have not seen this movie, and I will not. To all you idiots who made this the #1 movie in America: get a pencil and sit on it. It's a goddamn documentary. You can watch this s**t on PBS or the Animal Planet.
weecho's review :: -5 out of 10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-
Uh-oh.
Can you say: "Gay?"
Yup, this movie is totally stupid. Granted Tim Burton directs it and Johnny Depp's in it, but that doesn't make up for the fact that this movie blows. Sure, it's got more comedy than the last one, but that's not what this movie's supposed to be about. Where the hell did all the creepy suspense crap go? Willy Wonka is supposed to be a creepy, ***** crazy person, not some Micheal-Jacksonesque example of faggosity. [Although Jacko is a creepy, *****, crazy-person. Besides the point.] C'mon, Depp. You were in Blow. How could you sink so low? Even the Oompa Loompa's were a little on the homosexual side. If I wanted to watch gay midgets jump around, I would've stayed on my computer.
weecho's review :: 3 out of 10
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