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My Disclamer: I DO NOT OWN YYH OR THIS AUTHOR'S STORY. HER NAME IS ANIME.STORM. ON FF.NET. PLZ DON'T SUE OR BEAT ME UP!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho. That belongs to the wonderful person who thought of it…which is not me.
Summary: READ THE TITLE, WOULD YOU?!
I don’t really have anything to say, except enjoy, and DON’T FLAME ME if I do bad things to the characters you like!!
TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU MEET THE REKAI TENTEI
(Note: Doing some of these things will probably get you killed. You are forewarned.)
(Another Note: It would be to your best interest if you bought and wore something fireproof before attempting the following.)
10. Glomp Hiei. Seriously, if you don’t do this, you will regret it for the rest of your life. (Then again, if you do it he’ll probably kill you. But no pressure or anything!)
9. Glomp Kurama. (Then make sure to glomp Hiei again so he doesn’t think you’re cheating on him…ehehe…)
8. Eat all of Hiei’s sweet snow and watch as he throws a hissy fit.
7. Walk up to Hiei and Kurama when they’re together and ask, very loudly, if they’re gay. When they deny it (IF they deny it, of course) ask if they’re bisexual. When Hiei gets very, very angry and tries to kill you, hide behind Kurama and watch as he sets fire to our favorite foxy’s hair.
6. Steal Yusuke’s gel, make a “gel”-ly sandwich and give it to Kuwabara, telling him it’s a super-sandwich that’ll make him incredibly strong. Watch as he attempts to eat it, actually eats it and then watch as Yusuke comes storming into the kitchen demanding to know where his gel is. Then watch as Kuwabara chokes and runs into the bathroom to puke his guts out. (Have you noticed how many different ways there are to say “puke”? First there’s puke, obviously, then there’s throwing up, barfing, tossing your cookies, etc. etc. etc…I’m getting off topic so I’ll stop now.)
5. Dye Botan’s hair grey, and the next time you see her ask if she knows where Botan is. When she starts insisting that she IS Botan, deny it because “there’s NO WAY Botan’s so old and gross and ugly!!” (Sorry, Botan-lovers!)
4. Walk up to whoever is the main antagonist of the series at the moment and say:
a) If it’s Toguro: “You’re an ugly, wrinkly, sweaty old man on STEROIDS!! Did you trade your looks and brains for muscles?!”
b) If it’s Sensui: “You’re a really pretty little girl, and I’m sure Kuwabara would love to go out with you!! Oh…you’re a boy? …GAH!! MR. RIGHTEOUS IS GAY!! THE MAIN VILLIAN IS GAY!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?!” (No offense to gay people or anything…)
c) If it’s still Gouki: “Okay, everyone, let’s play a game!! Fat, ugly, disgusting, brawns-over-brains idiotic demon fighting a relatively cute, cocky, smart-a**, has-some-brains-but-barely human. What’s wrong with this picture?”
d) If it’s still Hiei: “A miniature Triclops with gravity-defying hair. Oh, I’m sooooo scared.” Then glomp him.
(I haven’t watched the Three Kings saga yet, so I don’t know…and it wouldn’t be good for you to insult them anyway. Or, you could, but then you’d have to run away like the hounds of hell were after you.)
3. Hint to Yukina that Hiei’s her sister and then have him yell at you while she’s listening, secretly, outside the door. When she enters the room asking if Hiei’s really her brother, watch as his face turns white, then green, then red, then all the colors of the rainbow and he turns around to kill you.
2. Use a plastic carnival hammer to beat up one of the villains above. (As long as it’s not Hiei, because he’d burn the plastic and send pollutants into the air. BAD!! SAVE THE PLANE—ahem, sorry.)
1. Scream to Koenma at the top of your lungs using every insult in every episode you’ve seen and every fanfic you’ve read.
It wasn’t very funny, was it? It wasn’t really supposed to be. I guess I just wanted to get my thoughts down, so…review…
By the way, #6 is from Unolai's story, "Something Wicked." I don't own it, so don't come yelling at me!!
Jiriza Takuya · Sat May 17, 2008 @ 06:30pm · 0 Comments |
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