Not much happening. School starts in two days, but thats about it, besides that recently gave in to the urge to consume multiple sugary snacks. You know, I'm just so strong willed. Back in Germany they call me....er.....that guy....who is strong willed. Yea, that was it. -nervous laugh- Well, for a lack of a better topic, I'll share this story with you:
:There once was a brave hero, who fought many battles. Though he had many scars to show for it, so no woman would look at him. So, in an act of desperation, he robbed and killed a group of wealthy merchants, bought a large house, and many gifts. He showered the local women with these gifts, and they fell at his knees. He chose the most gorgeous of them, and married her. Though too late did he realize that women who are so easily swayed by gifts are too shallow to enjoy a respectable relationship with. So, he decapitated her and waved her head in the air victoriously, and thus, the term "Trophy Wife" was born.:
Morduskull · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 01:52am · 2 Comments |