The two jokes of the day
Leroy A woman walks into a docters office with ten kids trailing behind her.
Nurse: So what's their names?
Woman: All of there names are Leroy. Nurse: Well how do you call them?
Woman: I call Leroy and they all come.
Nurse: But.. what if you only want to talk to ONE of them?
Woman: Well... That's easy, I just call them by there last names!
Potty Joke
Okay so a man is looking to buy a toilet, so he walks into a toilet store. They store only has three types of toilets, a metal toilet, a wooden toilet, and a singing toilet. First the man buys the metal toilet.
Man: I don't like this toilet, everytime I sit down on it I get cold confused
So... The man buys the wooden toilet.
Man: I Don't like this one either. Everytime I sit down on it I get splinters!
So.. once again the man returns to the store and he buys the singing toilet.
Man: I REALLY don't like this one... everytime I sit down on it it sings " do you see what I seee?" than when I get back up it sings " I can see clearly now the rain is gone." rofl
Song Of the Day : Feel Good Inc.
Movie Of the Day - Charlie and the Chocolate factory
Show of the day - Date my Mom
Video Of the day- Shake it Off.
Movie Reviews
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory- I thought it was absolutly hillarious, I think everyone should go see it, no longer will you think about Charlie and the Chocolate factory the same again.
The Interpeter - Can You say BORING. When I went to see it I walked out of the theater after 30min's. You should problebly rent it , just to see.
The Grudge- Whoo Scary, personally I didn't like it all that much.. I thought it was kind of phoney(sp?). The graphics were awful.
Diary Of A Mad Black Woman - Aww.. it was so cute.. I would see it again. I would reccomend woman to see it, because it is kind of a " Chick Flick ". This movie was VERY romantic, and yes you can learn a little part of the " game " In it.
Suicidal_Blonde · Fri Aug 26, 2005 @ 09:49pm · 1 Comments |