"1...2....3!! POUNCE!!!!!"
--Me (anytime i'm about to jump someone)
"It's SEX IN A CAN!!!"
--John Phillip (when he drinks his energy drinks)
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Your Stupid"
--Servando (Anytime someone is going to do something wrong)
"If you can't kill it with a .44 Magnum, its not meant to die"
--Simon (whenever he plays videogames. especially Resident Evil)
"If your going to knock on Death's door....MAKE SURE YOU KNOCK TWICE!!"
--Me (Anytime i'm going to die in a videogame but still go on with it)
"GOOOODDDD.............bless America"
--Joseph (when he was about to cuss)
"Welcome to the THUNDERDOME...B@#ch!!"
--Simon (Whenever he feels like)
"Its whatever you want it to be"
--Me (Whenever someone asks me "what is this suppose to be?" wink
Die you S.O.B.!!!!!"
--Joseph (whenever he plays against people online. especially Halo)
"Always carry a .44 magum"
--Simon (what do you expect)
"Mathew Mckauhn... I've come for your women and children"
--John Phillip (When he woke up Mathew at camp one time)
"I lost!"
--Anyone who knows about the game
"Were you just eating your face?"
--Micheal H. (When he saw me scrap off a scab and eat it. I replied "yes" wink
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
--Mathew M. (the deep voice noise he makes when we did shadow puppets. It was the dog's yell)
"Your Gay. GAY GAY GAY GAYYYY!!!!"
--Servando (When someone calls him gay)
"Your the hooker!"
--Simon (One of his comebacks)
"IT'S F@*#ING MORPHING TIME!"
--Jesse C. (When asked what time it is)
"Im just F@$#ing lazy"
--Simon (His answer to everthing)
"God created nukes for a reason"
--Mathew M (When ever he can't kill something on a game..guess what he does)
"Rember the first four rules of survival: duck, dive, dodge, and run!!!!!"
--Simon (His Rules to Resident evil)
"But What is THE MAGI!?"
--Jesse C. (his response to the voice on the Mummy Ride in Universal Studios: "The Magi cannot save you now" and then it took off)
"8.99 LUNCH SPECIAL KIDS EAT FOR FREE $#!t"
--Stev (no comment)
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