1. saa....kakatte koi! *unsheathes my katana and the blade flies off and pokes a random person in the a** and they fly upwards like in the cartoons* person: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! gonk me: eek ...wasn't me ninja
2. *hanging upside down eating a banana in front of you* mrgreen
3. eek YAAAAH!! HELP ME (SOMEONE!) PRINCESS!! *running from a stampede of fan girls wanting my autograph*
4. *practices with a nunchaku* HYAH! HUWAAH! WACHAAA!!! OOF! xp *i hit myself in the groin and i groan in pain collapsing on the ground
5. *runs up to you* THERE'S A TALKING PLUNGER IN MY BATHROOM! gonk
6. heheh, this one sorta happened for real, when my time limit on the comp was running out while i was shopping xd )*shopping for clothes in aekea, i come upon two other martial art tops i want, and they're both so good i can't choose* liam: hey bud! the store is closing in 2 minutes! you gonna buy somethin' or what? me: waaaahhh..... gonk *still can't choose*
7. *while fishing, you see nothing but a bunch of boots, tires, and cans* geebus! what happened to all the fish?!? stressed *you see a mysterious figure with a big net full of all the fish* mysterious figure: heheheh...sucker ninja twisted
8. *in a battle, one warrior has two sowrds, and i pull out my katana only to realize that this was a plastic toy sword* warrior: heh, whatcha got now b***h? me: uhh.... sweatdrop *after fighting, i beat the other warrior with the plastic sword*
9. (for those of you who've seen some flash animations and saw the "peanut butter jelly" banana dude, you'll know what's up ^^) *music plays* banana: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! *we start dancing* PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!
10. *throws a bouncing ball at a wall and it hits my face* ITTAI!! xp
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