I am really bored so I am going to copy some comedian's jokes. Here goes... What if they asked george washington for his license he just took out a dollar! I'm going to get a tatoo all over myself of me, but taller. I live on a one way dead end street... I have no idea how I got there. When I was a teenager I worked at burger king just to make a little extra money. My brother was the manager so I thought it was okay. I hated my brother. he put me at the drive through. so I say "Hello, how may I take your order?" And the customer dosen't know that you can talk normally and it will pick it up. so on the securty camera, I see the man get out of his car, and goes up to the speaker "WHOPER!!!!" and my ear drum blows out. I felt like an idiot saying that I worked at burger king so I started calling it the BK lounge. I Have another story. I was on an elevator with this guy and he sneezes all over me! I just mutter "God Bless You..." and the guy turns to me and says, "Oh I'm an atheist." And I say "what do you believe happens when you die?" and he says "I will go into the earth and I fertilize the plants." So I say "well, I hope you grow into a beautiful yew tree." and the other guy says "why thank you" Now I'm pissed... I say "And you know what, I hope that a big fat sweaty guy comes into the woods with an axe, cuts you down, and makes you into a bible!" and then it was my stop. That's all folks!
J Hawley · Fri Nov 07, 2008 @ 01:35am · 1 Comments |