Dear Hollywood,
Stop it.
Seriously. What's with all the remakes? What's with all the remakes of movies that were perfect the way they were before? What are you people on? Seriously! There are no original thoughts in your brain dead little heads! Bastards!
Here's a list of movies being remade that really shouldn't be: Slaughterhouse-Five Poltergeist Robocop Highlander Emma Short Circuit The Lone Ranger Rosemary’s Baby Akira A Nightmare on Elm Street Metropolis Awaken the Dragon (Enter the Dragon) Footloose Hellraiser Clash of the Titans 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea The Dirty Dozen Friday the 13th CHiPs Creature From the Black Lagoon Sunset Boulevard Strangers on a Train Phantasm The Tingler Revenge of the Nerds The Warriors Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea To Catch a Thief Swiss Family Robinson Pet Sematary Bride of Frankenstein I Dream of Jeannie The Fly Dallas Howard Stern’s Porky’s Damn Yankees The Jetsons The Birds Cabaret Carousel Children of the Corn A Christmas Carol Easy Rider Fahrenheit 451 The Hardy Boys The Howling Macbeth Mary Poppins The Predator The Smurfs The Sorcerer’s Apprentice The Three Stooges Tron Weird Science The Wicker Man
Signed, Angry Movie Goer
Vampire Ifurita · Thu Dec 11, 2008 @ 05:04pm · 0 Comments |