-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
-Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which nobody would eat?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
-If the average national speed limit is 55mph, why do they make cars so fast?
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