My evil plan is threefold: Firstly, I shall obtain a tin of tuna by raiding the cupboard in the middle of the night and replacing one with a decoy Secondly, I shall obtain some pointy sticks by sneaking out in the middle of the night and chopping down a tree with my sharp badger teeth Fourthly (I never learned to count) I shall obtain a camoflague net from the school's drama department Thirdly, I shall put the sticks under the net and the tuna on top. When his delicate little nose sniffs out the fishy goodness, he'll step onto the net to eat it and fall through onto the sharp pointy sticks, which is when I'll come out and laugh at him. rofl Aren't I a genius?
Nat_the_water_faerie · Wed Nov 02, 2005 @ 04:44pm · 1 Comments |