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Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a Q-tip!!
I used to see a shrink but I made him go crazy
My reality check bounced - account closed!
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
I do everything my rice crispies tell me to.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Hell had no space so I came back
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles
P.M.S ?!! Hell, this is one of my better days!!
I break for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
Your just jealous because the voices talk to me.
Get real stoned: Drink wet cement
Be kind to your children. They choose your nursing home.
It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC
Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention
When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my a**.
My state bird is the finger
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
 20Kate11 · Sun Feb 15, 2009 @ 12:17am · 0 Comments |
