Alas, I have a medium other that toting tales and fables in the straw-shack watering holes of South Africa and dungeonesque taverns of western Tanzania. I shall attempt to portray the hagiographa of my life as accuratley and unabridgedley (I do believe I've just coined a word... actually, from whence does does that bloody term originate anyway? Like really, 'Coin a word' or 'Coin a phrase'... are you perhaps purchasing it? Or claiming stake to coyright it, in turn funding some sort of international registry or something? Now that's something to think about!) as possible.
Now I must warn you in advance, you may become so violently riveted by the further writings of these posts that you will find yourself peddling shoddy goods in the streets of Azurbaijan to wealthy passersby simply to finance your rather significant long distance telephone bills. Granted many of you may think you have this down for the count with the advent of this so-called 'broadband internet', but you forget about the friends and family back in your home towns in Algeria and Leichtenstein (do they even have more than one city?) that you will inevidably the reciting this goings on here, as of course, they have no internet due to the fact that Hello Kitty has no mouth (which will of course be an ongoing topic of discussion).
In short, I may now portray the many eventful happenings that are Steve on the 'World-Wide-Web' as it were. Live long, and die later.
alphadog · Thu Dec 29, 2005 @ 02:27am · 0 Comments |