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in my computer life, my social life, the manga i've read, and even in video games i've played, there is no stranger creature than... women.
don't get me wrong, i'm no sexist, but they are very confusing. i mean, when you attack a monster on a game, or you get in a fight with some one you know from school, at least you know which direction it's coming from. if you get in an argument with your girl and you give each other the silent treatment, you have to look over your shoulder every five minutes, and even then you're never safe.

for example, i had a girlfriend, the sweetest girl you could meet with a bad attitude to match. she was talking about a boy band she liked. instead of listening to her like a "good" boyfriend, i put on some head phones and began playing online video games. the class period ended, and i was stuck playing video games. i felt my chair lean back just a little. I thought I was the one doing it, until my chair fell all the way backwards. ilooked up to see a angry goddess standing over me, and she said these few words, " boo, class is over."

now i bet you're thinking it's only girlfriends... well, i'm sorry to inform you, you're wrong. i once had a female friend who, and i quote, is the tomboy of the century. as a matter of fact, she was treated as one of the boys. but that didn't shadow the fact that she was a girl. my friends and i were standing outside of target, making jokes about each other and having a riot. unfortantly, i chose to mess with the group tomboy. i made a last minute bad joke, which for some reason every one laughed at. then for some reason, i pulled our female friends hair. i turned around for but a mere second, and before i knew it, a hand overwhelmed my whole head, sending me flying into the wall.

which brings me to my end; they're beautiful, sassy, and sweet. but be careful. That's just a face they throw on, because you catch more more bees with honey than with vinager. but remember, you kill more
bugs with inectiside than with fly paper.