So, for those who don’t know- ChocolateDick is my Mello and is referred to here as Mells. She’s my best friend, and whenever I dream- she plays Mells. I’m always Matt. Except for that time I was Sasuke… but I’ll get into that at another time when I review the remember able dreams from before this journal. So sometimes we look like our normal selves, but most of the time I see Mello, but know it’s her.
What else… oh yeah, everything in my dreams is gay. Everything. There is no straight lovin’ in my dreams so…. Yeah. Great. Anyways, I always dream with people from my favorite anime, books, movies, and so on and so forth. You will probably read about many different characters in many different scenarios and many of the same character- but never in the same scenarios. So- ON WITH THE SHOW!
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So last night I dreamt that Mells and I had a kid named Light and we went into Wal-Mart to buy stuff for the baby- but instead of buying stuff we just ended stuffing everything we could into our clothing and even hid a few things in the baby's blanket. With everything we could possibly shove into our clothing we book it out of the store only to find L standing at the top of a hill just outside the store.
"What are you up to?" he asked
"Oh... nothing." we replied, but he obviously didn't believe us because he suddenly called forth his ninja squad to get rid of us!
Kiba, Naruto and Shika all jumped into action in front of us. Only Mells was also trained in the art of ninja, because she had all the abilities of Sasuke while I protected the baby.
"You go down the hill, I'll fight these b*tches off!" she screamed to me. So I slid down the hill, baby in arms and eventually landed in a large corridor. I held onto the baby while these people walked up to me. It ended up being Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and I even think Ron was there.
I don't remember anything happening-except for Harry hitting on me as if I were a nail needing to be driving into a wall to hang his god-damned ego- until Mello showed up again, this time a little bit sore. Glad to be alive, Mells took the baby from my hands only to look at it in agony.
"WHAT THE F*CK!!!!" I looked at the kid too, only now really having a chance to see the baby. It looked exactly like Matt- a mini Matt chibi! But obviously Mells was not impressed, in fact, she was outraged.
But it didn't last long before the ninja group came back. Only this time Harry took me by the shoulders and looked into my eyes before saying "Matt... I'll protect you..." I gagged as I watched him leave to fight the ninja. Draco, on the other hand, was furious with me. Not only had Harry defeated the Ninja team in less than 5 seconds flat- btu I had also taken his beloved. Which.... placed me at the top of his.... uh list.
So, while Mello was freaking out over the baby- screaming "HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED! I HAVE THE GOD DAMNED BEAUTY!" and what-not, Harry decided to give me a present. It looked like a telescope but had names engraved here and there. The empty spots were filled with little notes saying "Name Goes Here". Harry told me that if you magically engraved a name into the gold then looked through it you would be able to see and watch anyone in the world from anywhere. The only name that popped into my mind was of an... umm.. *cough* ex *cough*
So I took out my wand (when I got a wand- I have no idea), and said "Thomas Varley." Unfortunately it didn't work and instead the name "Thomas Gnarley" was engraved. I decided to try it out anyways and looked through it. It was blurry so I told Harry that the stupid thing didn't work and all I got back was "I got it from Dumbledore! Of course it works!"
After much fighting about the fact that it DID NOT WORK he finally sighed and took me around my shoulders and pointed to the moon.
"Fine, but see that moon?" I nodded. How could one miss it? It's a moon. "I'll bring it to you. It's all yours." I gagged again while trying to push him away while Draco cried about something being 'his moon' and Mello screaming at the baby in her hands.
When Harry squeezed my a**- I woke up.
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