It still makes me laugh.
Razorblade Roses
The Deadpool
Long story short? Wade Wilson was a mercenary, low life, bounty hunter, killer for hire, kinda dude. Banged a prostitute. Dumped his girlfriend without telling her why (cancer) and left to find cure. Experimental Canadian project called Weapon X offered to cure try to cure cancer for a price. Gave it a shot. Failed. Ended up being tortured. Lost his mind, cancerous growth all over him before healing factor finally kicked in. Escaped, killed everyone, went back to being a mercenary.
He's crazy, he's funny, he's got a healing factor, guns and swords. And he kicked Captain America in the nuts.
If you want the long story, maybe next week...
He's crazy, he's funny, he's got a healing factor, guns and swords. And he kicked Captain America in the nuts.
If you want the long story, maybe next week...
