Funny Survey thing x3 ○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea. [ ] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor. [x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." [ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. [ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 2
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. [ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard Barbie. [ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. [ ] You love the beach. [x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You're a sports fanatic [ ] You are tanned. [ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. [x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. [ ] You know Italian songs. [x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. [ ] You speak some Italian. [x] You are under 5'10". [ ] You know what an Italian horn is. [x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! [x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 5
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember. [ ] You speak Spanish or some. (teeny tiny bit) [x] You like tacos. [ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] You are dark skinned. [ ] You know what a Puta is. [x] You talk fast occasionally. [x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: [x] You get short tempered. [x] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x] You get cold easily. [ ] Rain is fun for you. [ ] You get into contests all the time. [ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○● [ ] You think beer is the best. [x] You have a bad temper. [ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. [ ] You have blue or green eyes. [x] You like the color green. [ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. [ ] You have a family member from Ireland. [ ] You have red hair. [x] You have/had freckles. [ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say n***a/nukka casually. [ ] You have nappy hair. [ ] You like rap. [ ] You know how to shoot a gun. [x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [x] You like chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [ ] You can dance. [ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes. [x] You like rice a lot. [ ] You are good at math. [x] You have played the piano. [ ] You have family from Asia. [x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth [ ] Most people think you're Chinese. [ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread. [ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [x] You speak some German. [x] You know what Schnitzel is. [x] You hate it when stupid people call you. [x] You went to Pre-school. [x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 6
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like, play/ played hockey. [ ] You love beer. [x] You say eh. [ ] You know what poutine is. [ ] You speak some French [ ] You love Tim Horton's. [ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. [ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners. [ ] You hate non-Christians. [x] You're lazy. [ ] You have had an abortion. [ ] But love the penalty. [ ] You don't read BOOKS. [ ] You shop at Wal-Mart [ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○● [x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. [x] You like french fries. [x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. [ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian. [ ] You speak both Dutch and French. [x] You like Belgian waffles. [x] You call a pub or bar a café. [ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. [ ] You drive/own a French or German car. [ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 5
○● D U T C H ○●
[x]You like the color orange. [ ] You are a football enthusiast. [ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'. [x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. [x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. [x] You have a cheerful nature. [x] You like the sea. [x] You are good at building handiwork projects. [ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 6
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot. [ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English". [x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. [x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes. [ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. [ ] You are tanned. [ ] You have a black hair. [ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin " [ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. [ ] You dislike reading.
Total:2
Lulz I'm German and Dutch XDDDDDDDDDD
And whats with the coffee shop thing >w> Its not like there anywhere. Besides Prague is the new drug city >w>
Open Happiness · Thu Jan 28, 2010 @ 12:05am · 0 Comments |