You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wat do you wanna talk about You: are you an underage boy from michigan? :'D You: I love me some little boys Stranger: ... yes Stranger: wat the ******** Stranger: .-. Stranger: how the ******** You: <3 You: how old? I like em young... preferably about 2-10 Stranger: no i'm 16 .-. Stranger: but i am from michigan Stranger: WAT THE ********!!! You: ...are you mexican? Stranger: no .-. Stranger: irish You: COOL You: can I stick you in my closet? I'll treat you reeealll well ^_^ Stranger: how many times did you try that .-. Stranger: are you a girl .-. Stranger: who is under the age of 27 You: I have cookies, and--no, I'm 75 and I'm a male and I live in ontario Stranger: well... there are cookies .-. You: I have cookies and magazines and stuffed animals =D You: definitely =D Stranger: i do like all three of those things .-. You: you get cookies and stuffed pandas and magazines about anything you like Stranger: and you want me to not bring a weapon You: and free p***s rub--I MEAN massages ^_^ Stranger: i mean you seem trust worthy You: no weapons Stranger: i do like massages You: oh definitely ^o^ Stranger: soo no nazi knife Stranger: ... no boot knife Stranger: no cane knife Stranger: i have lots on knives Stranger: .-. You: NO KNIFES Stranger: just leave them home You: just some handcuffs ;D You: and then you can eat anything you like :3 Stranger: thats right Stranger: so i won't lose my tennis racket Stranger: you handcuff me to it Stranger: i get it You: ..... You: something like that ^_^ Stranger: i do enjoy food You: food is good, I have,...... lots of that ;D Stranger: and do you have magizines with toys in it Stranger: i like toy magizines You: .................. You: uh You: well Stranger: =D You: yes, we'll go with that ^_^ You: lots of... erm, toys Stranger: sweet You: ^o^ Stranger: and your stuffed animals Stranger: are they like my size Stranger: =D You: I'll start making room in my closet for you, my sweet little love toy... Stranger: like giant animals You: YUP~ Stranger: i like giant animals Stranger: love toy??? Stranger: wait a second Stranger: ... You: gigantic animals, pandas and ducks and You: O_O Stranger: wats this have to do with tennis You: I was... only kidding ^0^;; You: nfkldf.... Stranger: why do i need to be hancuffed to a tennis racket... You: I LOVE YOU Stranger: ... You: DON'T LEAVE ME Stranger: I"M CONFUSED!!! You: I NEED YOU Stranger: I NEED MY XBOX!!! You: HANDCUFFED TO MY BED Stranger: ... is it a temperpedic =D You: I'll buy you an Xbox and any game of your choosing!--yes, why of course You: any mattress you like razz ''' Stranger: oo temperpedic beds are soo comfortable Stranger: you should try one =D You: like your bu--YES that's what I heard too ^_^ Stranger: =D Stranger: yes your my bu-ddy to =D Stranger: hehehehehehehehehehe Stranger: =D You: well, I'll reserve a space for you, I promise you'll be reaaallll comfortable ;D You: *pets you lovingly* Stranger: ^^ Stranger: ooo o: Stranger: nvm Stranger: WAIT!!! Stranger: nope Stranger: frgt You: WHAT Stranger: DAMN IT!!! You: NO You: I NEED YOU You: WAIT You: I LOVE YOU You: YOU'RE MY LOVE TOY You: D: You: DON'T GOOOOO Stranger: wat .-. Stranger: i wasn't going Stranger: i'm jsut bored -.- Stranger: maybe if i masterbate o: You: YES You: I can help you with that!!! biggrin Stranger: O: You: I'm real good at it too biggrin Stranger: you got a fleshlight Stranger: o: You: I'll make you squeegee all over your keyboard :3 Stranger: okay thats my que Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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