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&b&Evil Plan�&/b&
To begin the plan, I must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to pee their pants, amazed by my arrival.
Next, I will destroy Empire State Building. This will all be done from a island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless Hordes of Radical Critters hasten to do my every bidding.
Finally, I will unleash my secret death ray, bringing about the End to All Sanity. My name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare call me a monkey. Everyone will bow before my Amazing Crazyness, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet.