infact here's some more right now......sori its been awhile.....what number are we on now 60....
1) this kid named dan...jonni friend.....told his ******** your baby ******** you, and ******** the hole its com'n threw".......
2) i ran around the school whereing my shirt like a daiper ******** cop cars and s**t in the snow
3) i get my cloths from gangstaz r' us...
4) my friend jus was drunk 1 night and ...screamed out "omg u guys jonni has a huge d**k" and when we got out and went to cvs.....me and her were play'n "weiner wars" and she broke hers hah blaugh
5) oh i was telling my friend how kool my snake was, and it s**t right in front of her.....and it was moving eek she locked herself in the bathroom for 20min.... rofl
6)my friend bit me on the titi and it bruised
7) yeah uh a friend of mine got the titi twister and his titi tore rite off.....how unfortunate xd ...still funi tho.....
cool my little brother was trying to catch a bug that was outside.....but he banged his head on the sliding door cuz he was inside.....i tink somone is a little dee dee dee
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10)....still cant finish
Some Fat Jokes:
1) Yo Mama's so fat that when she farted in the world trade center.....everyone thought it was 9/11............dammmmm xd ...(me made this one)
2) Yo Mama's so fat that when she went to tokyo....everybody was like........Godzilla.....godzilla
3) Yo Mama's so fat.....that when i tapped her a**...... i had to ride the wave....
4) Yo mama's so fat that when she took u to school....every thought she was a bus....and tried to ride on her.....
5)....brb
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