Ok well to start we were 3 miles away from our destinatinon when we see blinking cop car lights.So mom and her bf(James)start freekin out and throw out all the pot and bear and hand the halfway empty bear bottels to me so I could hide them.I didnt like doing that but its either that or they go to jail.So i hid them in the back of the chair in the little pocket they have and covered it up with a coat and I acted like it was a blanket for me so the copps couldnt tell.Well sence it was a check point they pulled us over.The cop aske James if he'd been drinking.He said"No sir not one drop"(BIG FAT LIE)So the cop smelt bear in the car and had James get out and walk a straight line say his abc's and all that crap.Well we didnt go to jail but the cop could tell he was drunk so they made us sit for an hour and ahalf till they sobared up.Well that was one night.The this morning I woke up because I couldnt breath that well.I have asthma or how ever u spell it.It was about 7 in the morning when I woke up so I stayed up for an hour trying to breath.Well eventually (mom and bf in the next room)well I started hearing the bed shake and squeek.Then I hear my mom moaning.Strangly enough I have no idea why but it got me extreamlly horny.Sorry to freak some of you out by saying that but its true.But yeah that's how great(says sarcasticly)my vaction went.
BlueAngelBabyLover · Sun May 07, 2006 @ 08:02pm · 2 Comments |