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(Shuttle boosts near the Frigate Helena)
Ervine: Does anyone here speak Hindi?
Collins: Are you kidding? I have a hard enough time speaking English!
Jones: Besides that, no.
Collins: PILOT LAND THE ******** SHIP!
Jones: I don't think yelling is going to help!
(Jones smacks the pilot on the head and points to the Helena)
Pilot: (Shouting in Hindi)
Ervine: What do you think he's saying?
Collins: Probably treating to kill us all by crashing into the hull of the Helena.
Jones: What good would that do him?
Collins: Besides killing infidels and getting his own planet full of hot chicks? He'd probably die happy.
(Ship descends to hangar in the bottom of the Helena)
Ervine: We're alive?
Jones: I think so.
Collins: Maybe we're dreaming.
(Collins punches Ervine in the face)
Ervine: (Stunned) What the hell was that for!?
Collins: Nope, that's exactly what he would have said in a dream.
(Collins punches Jones in the gut)
Jones: (Out of breath) What is your problem!? Okay will this make you know it's not dream, I'm bisexual.
Collins: That's what you would say in a dream though, and you're saying its real life. You think it's possible for my own dream to out smart me?
Ervine: Wait, so does that mean he's really bisexual?
Jones: For the last time I'm not bisexual! That was just a stupid trick I used to convince him it wasn't a dream.
Collins: Well I was already convinced you we're gay.
Jones: That's it I've!
(Back door opens and there stands a squad of Covenant Elites with a mixture of Grunts)
Ervine: Oh... s**t.
Collins: (Whispering) Throw out Jones and maybe we'll live.
Jones: I swear I'm going to kill you before they do.
(Grenade goes of in the group and through the smoke a figure appears)
Spartan: Quickly let's get the hell out of here!
Jones: Who the ******** are you?
Spartan: The names A'nel?
Ervine: (Laughs) Man and I thought my name sucked.
A'nel: Okay, what ever just take off! This place is overrun with Covenant.
Ervine: We aren't going anywhere, unless you can drive this thing or speak Hindi.
A'nel: I'll drive, wait be right back.
Collins: I don't trust him like I don't trust Jones being straight.
Jones: Laugh it up Collins...
(A'nel returns and brings three sets of armor)
Collins: But isn't that armor only used for Spartans?
Ervine: Who cares you can take like twenty bullets in the chest!
Jones: And you can fall from any distance and survive!
A?nel: Ya, and you can s**t your pants and the suit automatically filters it.
(All stare at A'nel)
A'nel: Uh... Let's just go.
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