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My ceiling is alive; his name is Pookie; He is a stripper from Ireland; but got kicked out of Ireland for making out with trees; he likes to suck my toes while I sleep; His favorite color is pink and he likes "Sex and the City" he likes little boys and imitates Michael Jackson; he has a scottish accent and pretends to be Japenese on Fridays when he goes line dancing with Shania Twain; He hates her music but loves her shoes; He is a queer with a sense of smell; he likes to take long hot showers in the winter; he likes to stare at the ceiling fan because it makes purring noises when it sits on him; He loves to paint his toenails green and eat them for dinner; He is an ogre like Shrek; but has a purple nose; he loves to smell his burps; and on tuesdays he throws little girls off of the balcony for fun O.o

Thank you thank you very much
P.S. He also likes to eat horse shoes with the horses attached...XD