Milly the camel was very very thirsty. Despite the fact that camels can rarely ever get thirsty, Milly was thirsty. She wandered around and around the desert and looked for water everywhere but she couldn't find any anywhere! She burst into song, I mean tears and ran around screaming "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" as she was very afraid that she might die from suffocation. After half an hour of screaming Milly noticed and small purple squirrel that had attached itself to her leg and it said,
"Behold, you have finally noticed me! I was gettting very very sick after all that running.", he chattered as he silently clambered off Milly's leg. Milly looked puzzled, What is this strange creature? She thought to herself as she strarred furry eyed at the tiny purple thing. As if to answer her thoughts the purple squirrel said,
"I am Frankfaber, and I can show you where to find water that will make you never thirsty ever again!" Milly wiggled at the thought and flopped onto her rear and sat and sang a tune of thanks to the squirrel. Milly's eyes were so wide with happiness and gratitude that her eyeballs nearly fell out. The squirrel saw this and shrieked as the pushed them back in.
"Right we better get going then", said Frankfaber as he hopped onto Milly's hump.
And so their wonderful journey began. Milly followed Frankfaber's directions to the T and was pretty sure they were making excruciating time. They passed the pencil bush, ran wildly passed the giant teacup and through the fields of chess, untill finally after they had travelled for a night and a day and 6 half an hours, Frankfaber said,
"It is just beyond the summit of this hill, in the next field." Milly was extatic, but could no longer scream with enthusiasm as she was dehydrated to the maximum that she could be and could be dehydrated no more than she was at this point. This point being that she was very dehydrated and could see flying yellow pigs flying through the sky in front of her, and the clouds were green.
"Ok", Milly said through her floppy froth ridden mouth. At last the summit they had been waiting for had arrived. Milly rolled down the hill into the field expecting to feel the great splash and tenderness of the water she had been waiting for. But alas, she only rolled into spikey orange plant that hurt her and she rolled ever fast to the bottom of the hill. When she finnaly reached the bottom after 10 minutes of rolling, Frankfaber sat beside her and said,
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Milly almost cried, but she couldn't. But she would have if she could.
"Why do you mock me?" Wimpered Milly.
"Because", Said Frankfaber " I have tricked you [ha ha] and you have just given me a lift home! There is no water of eternal un-thirst. I lied!"
"But it wrong to lie.." At then Milly burst into a pot of green flames and all that was left was the pot and green powder in the bottom. Frankfaber turned to his purple squirrely wife and said,
"Honey, we're having jelly tonight" And was contritely chased to his home by two insane beavers and a distraught badger who had just lost his child.
"Behold, you have finally noticed me! I was gettting very very sick after all that running.", he chattered as he silently clambered off Milly's leg. Milly looked puzzled, What is this strange creature? She thought to herself as she strarred furry eyed at the tiny purple thing. As if to answer her thoughts the purple squirrel said,
"I am Frankfaber, and I can show you where to find water that will make you never thirsty ever again!" Milly wiggled at the thought and flopped onto her rear and sat and sang a tune of thanks to the squirrel. Milly's eyes were so wide with happiness and gratitude that her eyeballs nearly fell out. The squirrel saw this and shrieked as the pushed them back in.
"Right we better get going then", said Frankfaber as he hopped onto Milly's hump.
And so their wonderful journey began. Milly followed Frankfaber's directions to the T and was pretty sure they were making excruciating time. They passed the pencil bush, ran wildly passed the giant teacup and through the fields of chess, untill finally after they had travelled for a night and a day and 6 half an hours, Frankfaber said,
"It is just beyond the summit of this hill, in the next field." Milly was extatic, but could no longer scream with enthusiasm as she was dehydrated to the maximum that she could be and could be dehydrated no more than she was at this point. This point being that she was very dehydrated and could see flying yellow pigs flying through the sky in front of her, and the clouds were green.
"Ok", Milly said through her floppy froth ridden mouth. At last the summit they had been waiting for had arrived. Milly rolled down the hill into the field expecting to feel the great splash and tenderness of the water she had been waiting for. But alas, she only rolled into spikey orange plant that hurt her and she rolled ever fast to the bottom of the hill. When she finnaly reached the bottom after 10 minutes of rolling, Frankfaber sat beside her and said,
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Milly almost cried, but she couldn't. But she would have if she could.
"Why do you mock me?" Wimpered Milly.
"Because", Said Frankfaber " I have tricked you [ha ha] and you have just given me a lift home! There is no water of eternal un-thirst. I lied!"
"But it wrong to lie.." At then Milly burst into a pot of green flames and all that was left was the pot and green powder in the bottom. Frankfaber turned to his purple squirrely wife and said,
"Honey, we're having jelly tonight" And was contritely chased to his home by two insane beavers and a distraught badger who had just lost his child.
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