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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gentlemen, milady, today you will always remeber, as the day you almost caught captain Jack Sparrow ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: no good! no good! what're you doing?! you're burning the food... the shade... the rum!" Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum's gone. Jack Sparrow: But why's the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann: First, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into vile dispicable scoundrels. Second and more importantly, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it? Give it an hour or too, keep a weather eye open and you'll see white sails on that horizon. Jack Sparrow: but....Why's the rum gone? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? Will Turner: I'd die for her. Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate? Will: You threatened Miss Swan. Jack: Only a little. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear? Jack Sparrow: Inescapably clear ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow:/u> Anamaria. Anamaria slaps Jack Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either? Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved. Anamaria: You stole my boat! Jack Sparrow: Actually... Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. Anamaria: But you didn't! Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one. Anamaria: I will. Will Turner: A better one. Jack Sparrow: A better one. Will Turner: That one. Jack Sparrow: What one? That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that? The Crew: Aye! Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard. Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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