I SUBJECTED MYSELF TO AN INDEFINITELY LONG INTERNET WITHDRAWAL
Did you guys hear about that chihuahua whose head swelled up to the size of a basketball 'cause some insensitive b*****d put a zip-tie around its neck? It was on the news, and there were pictures and everything. It was disgusting. Luckily the chihuahua survived. Apparently some lady had enough time on her hands to take the poor thing to the vet.