One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started rainign, really, really, hard!!!! After about 1 ful hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the precher just stood there in the ankl-deep water. A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!!" But the precher just replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" And drove away. The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here befor you drown!!" Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!!" And roweed away in the orang raft. The water was now waist-deep adn a guy in a powr boat came to the Preahcer and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!!" Depsite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." With that the man said "Whatever!!" and jetted away in the power boat. The water then got so deep that th Preacher was sucked under and died. When he opened his yes he noticed that he was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "Oh God!! Why didn't you save me from that horible flood?!?" God replied "I sent you a car, a raft, and a power boat!! what else do you want from me??"
Peachie_Pie · Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 08:04pm · 1 Comments |