Me: I'm bwack
Conscience: Bwack?
Me: Wha? I cwant twalk.
Conscience: WTF?!?!
Me: I ave a ishcoob
Conscience: WHAT??!
Me: *pulls ice cube out of mouth* I HAVE AN ICE CUBE!!
Conscience: Um.. may I ask why.
Me: Because, my tounge is BURNT, not like you care.
Conscience: That's right, don't care.
Me: Oh well, I was gonna tell you about that emergency escape door..
Conscience: Let me at it!!!
Me: *beats at stomach to rid of conscience*
Conscience: I'm not in your stomach.
Me: DAMNIT!
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