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picture me 95years old, doing this,.Funny, for me |
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Ok, so when your reading this, you HAVE to picture me 95 years old, otherwise...what's the point? Now,I know they're Stupid...but, hey! At least they will bring ME pleasure:
1- I want to get a water gun for my birthday and shoot random people while screaming "Say hello to mah little friend!" in a Tony Montana Accent. blaugh 2- When i have grandchildren, i want to tell them about how that one day a girl pushed me while going up the stairs and i almost fell. Im going to be like:
Me as a Granny: when i was your age...a girl named yadaris PUSHED ME!...she totally pushed me and i almost fell down the stairs.
Then im going to push my grandson (which name will be Dante)as a demostration of how the girl did and he's going to ACCINDENTLY fall down the stairs and im going to be like:
Me as a Granny: yeah like that, I could of fallen like that...ok, dan...get up now... eek Stop convulsing, dante...stop it...stop it I say...if u stop I’ll give u a cookie...ok two cookies...the whole jar?...dante?...DANTE!
Then im going to be like "HOLY s**t...I KILLED MAH GRANDSON" so im going to walk to my room to call 911, but, by the time i get there im going to totally forget why i got there...so im going to eat a cookie. eek
3- Im going to have one of those lil scooters or whatever, and im ALWAYS going to be riding it...but, mine?!...ohhh mine is going to be like Fast and the Furious Style, oh yeah. it's going to have like playstaion and like a tv in it...like...pimp mah bike stuff, and i want it to have like...Nitro and yeah..im going to be the fastest granny on the sidewalk, babeh! xd
4- When my grandson Dante is sleeping...im going to wake up in the middle of the night and appear diabolically in he's room and slam a pie at he's face and run away in my scooter to my room. twisted
5-My other grandson (which name's is going to be munchkin...munch for short) is going to be like 7 years or something, and he's gonna have this bully in school, so when i find out about this im gonna go he's school with my lil scooter and hit the bully with mi cane till death...or till is bingo time...whatever. neutral
6- As i return to my home, im going to go really slow on the sidewalk because i totally missed my naptime...so people walking behind me are going to be like "C'mon lady, MOVE IT!" and im going to look back and flip them off and continue as if they disappear...like my finger totally made them poof into nothingness. biggrin
7- im gonna have a pillow fight with my oldest grandson Dante, and sense im old, im gonna be overly slow and s**t. So he'll be able to hit me more times then i could ever hit him...he's gonna be like
" AND THIS IS FOR THE TIME U PUT TACOS ON MY BACKPACK AND THE NEIGBOR'S DOG FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY FROM HOME, TO THE BUS!, TO THE SCHOOL!! *Smacks with pillow* AND FOR THE PIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THING! *Smacks* and for embarrassing me in front of my friends! *Smacks again* ALL THE TIME" Right then im gonna realize...that, i cannot win this battle fairly...so...i'll fake a heart attack...im gonna start moving in my wheel chair like i was possessed or what ever...then he's gonna be like "PFFFFT!!! like im gonna fall for that granny...granny?...grandmah?" and then im gonna stop moving as if i was dead, all of the sudden, when he leans over to check if im breathing im gonna jump out of my wheel chair and attack him like i was an evil chipmunk with a pillow. Hit him hard while i scream "********!" at that lil ********. mad
8- Halloween!...as an old woman, imma dress up as Spider-girl and shoot my spiderweb at lil kids that pass me by and imma steal their candy..yum,yum! 4laugh
9- Im going to dye my hair pink-maroonish and prankcall my son/daugther and grandsons/granddaughters. razz
10- Im going to get a part time job at Burger king...and when nobody is looking im going to eat the kingwings and give the Bones to the customers who took the food...To-go. mrgreen
LOLNOTHISHACKED · Thu Sep 14, 2006 @ 02:31am · 5 Comments |
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