Me: What's better than a pile of dead babies? You: What? Me: A pile of dead babies with one in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Me: What's the difference between a garage with a Cadillac in it and a garage full of dead babies? You: What? Me: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Me:What's the difference between a truckload of gravel and a truckload of dead babies? You: What? Me: You can't unload the gravel with a pitchfork.
Me: What's funnier than a dead baby. You: God, no more. Me: A dead baby in a clown suite.
Me: What's more fun than ten dead babies in a barrel. You: Make it stop! Me: One dead baby in ten barrels.
Tyshalle · Fri Jan 14, 2005 @ 04:36am · 1 Comments |