AYe Yah...........
I am expanding on my quotes so anything new will go in this post
~~~ QUOTES II ~~~
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the corporate states of America,
And to the Republicans for which it stands, one Nation, under debt,
easily divisible, with liberty and justice for oil.
It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.
MACHO LAW forbids a man to admitt that he is wrong.
Indecision is the key to flexability.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
There are two theories on arguing with women. Neither one works, so just agree.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Don't worry, it's only kinky the first time.
Lead me not into temtation, I can find the way myself.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because the voices in my head tell me to.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Since when is being a FanBoy illegal?
********!
A bartender is a Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle Science Fiction.
Stress is when you wake up screeming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
At the keyboard of life, alwasy keep one finger on the ESCAPE key.
I can't believe God is real. Lets face it; why would an all powerfull being create someone as dumb as you?
I'm a mouse Potatoe.
Deez nut's taste great.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because I'm the one with the gun.
Save the trees, wipe your a** with an Owl.
If frogs had wings they wouldn't thump their butts on the ground.
The sun and moon do not revolve around you, or me, or any of this nonsense we call life. They just spin in space doing their own thing. Let's hear it for the slackers of the universe. Spin dudes, Spin!
The Village called they're missing their idiot.
Your ugliness is made up for by your lack of personality.
I cab only please one person a day. Today doesn't look good. Neither does tommorrow.
What the ******** is that smell.
If we are what we eat, then I am Fast and Cheep.
Apparently your only purpose in life is to serve as a WARNING to others.
If you think you feel good, wait till you feel me!
 Garothe_Jr · Wed Jan 26, 2005 @ 12:35am · 1 Comments |
