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it's me birthday today yeah for me!!!!!!!!!!
Garothe_Jr · Mon Apr 11, 2005 @ 10:04pm · 0 Comments |
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Aye yah.....I thought it would be neet to keep track of all the fortunes from fortune cookies that I get over the year. since I do eat alot of Chinese food. So here they are.
1. Love Mankind, trust the majority, and never owe anyone. Lucky numbers 2,5,9,15,28,29
2. You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in. Lucky numbers 13,15,19,23,27,31
3. Your siccess will astonish everyone. Lucky numbers 14,19,25,27,34,39
4. Flattery will go far tonight. Lucky numbers 2, 4, 6, 8, 33, 34
5. smile Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow! smile
6. smile You are given the chance to take part in an exciting adventure. smile
7. smile You believe in the Goodnessof mandkind. smile
8. Never forget a friend, especialy if he owes you. Lucky numbers 1,4,7,17,24,29
More will be added as I get them....
Garothe_Jr · Mon Feb 07, 2005 @ 07:20pm · 1 Comments |
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AYe Yah........... I am expanding on my quotes so anything new will go in this post
~~~ QUOTES II ~~~
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the corporate states of America, And to the Republicans for which it stands, one Nation, under debt, easily divisible, with liberty and justice for oil.
It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.
MACHO LAW forbids a man to admitt that he is wrong.
Indecision is the key to flexability.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
There are two theories on arguing with women. Neither one works, so just agree.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Don't worry, it's only kinky the first time.
Lead me not into temtation, I can find the way myself.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because the voices in my head tell me to.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Since when is being a FanBoy illegal?
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A bartender is a Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle Science Fiction.
Stress is when you wake up screeming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
At the keyboard of life, alwasy keep one finger on the ESCAPE key.
I can't believe God is real. Lets face it; why would an all powerfull being create someone as dumb as you?
I'm a mouse Potatoe.
Deez nut's taste great.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because I'm the one with the gun.
Save the trees, wipe your a** with an Owl.
If frogs had wings they wouldn't thump their butts on the ground.
The sun and moon do not revolve around you, or me, or any of this nonsense we call life. They just spin in space doing their own thing. Let's hear it for the slackers of the universe. Spin dudes, Spin!
The Village called they're missing their idiot.
Your ugliness is made up for by your lack of personality.
I cab only please one person a day. Today doesn't look good. Neither does tommorrow.
What the ******** is that smell.
If we are what we eat, then I am Fast and Cheep.
Apparently your only purpose in life is to serve as a WARNING to others.
If you think you feel good, wait till you feel me!
Garothe_Jr · Wed Jan 26, 2005 @ 12:35am · 1 Comments |
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Yes I wrote this and I thought I would share it.
<center>Lost in Silence I am lost in your silence, and my heart is filled with joy; but looking deep I see the most beautiful of lifes's mysteries.
I am lost in your silence, and our words lie unspoken; While your eyes capture my heart leaving my soul wanting.
I am lost in your silence, and I see your smile and know that happiness is there; yet my heart longs to give you more.
I am lost in your silence, and I know our love is strong; we sing, we dance and we laugh: loving life yet not to the fullest.
I am where I want to be. I am alone and lost with you in silence.
Garothe_Jr · Wed Jan 12, 2005 @ 03:03am · 3 Comments |
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Top 20 headlines from the year 2004 And yes people they are for real.
20. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter (imagine that!)
19. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert says (no, really?)
18. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (now isn't that taking things a bit far!)
17. Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? (not if I wipe thoroughly!)
16. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (what a guy!)
15. Miners Refuse to Work After Death (no-good-for-nothin, lazy so and sos!)
14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (see if that works any better than a fair trail!)
13. War Dims Hope for Peace (I can see where it might have that effect!)
12. If Strike isn't settled Quickly, it May Last Awhile (you think!)
11. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (who would have thought?)
10. Enfield (London) couple slain; police suspect homicide (I think they may be onto something.)
9. Red TaPe Holds Up New Bridges (you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!)
8. Man Struck By lightning faces Battery Charge (he probably is the battery charge!)
7. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (weren't they fat enough?)
6. Astronaught Takes Blame for Gass in Spacecreft (that's what he gets for eating them beans.)
5. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (tastes like chicken.)
4. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy (that was really giving of himself.)
3. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (chainsaw massacre all over again!)
2. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (boy, are they tall!)
And the #1 Winner is
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Nuff said!!!!)
Garothe_Jr · Wed Jan 05, 2005 @ 05:38am · 1 Comments |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
I hope all the friends I have met here made it through the year and I wish you only joy and peace in the new year to come. good luck one and all.
this is my New Years greating.....
Happy new year to everyone! I hope your new year is free of monkeys flinging poo!!!!!!
Garothe_Jr · Sat Jan 01, 2005 @ 08:50pm · 1 Comments |
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Ok this is my X-mas Bump hope you alls like it cause youll be seeing a bit of it
Bumpidy bump bump
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look at frosty go. . .
Bumpidy bump bump
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OMFG he can write his name in the snow!!
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OMFG what the hell is he doing to that poor Riendeer!!!
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scream RUN Rudolf RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this is my X-mas joke
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic Full moon, When Huan Cho said, "Hey baby, Let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, Lets look at the Moon," said Jung Lee.
"Oh c'mon baby, lets you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho begged.
"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."
Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."
Huan cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang. . . . .
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
And So Do I. . . . !
and this is my X-mass siggy
If Santa were alive today , he would be judged as a *****. Think about It.
Garothe_Jr · Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 11:18am · 2 Comments |
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Garothe_Jr · Mon Oct 25, 2004 @ 10:48pm · 2 Comments |
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