It all began when Tifa found an endless barrel of Tangelos. She threw one at Barret and he crushed it with his teath. The juice of the Tangelo squirted into Cloud's eye.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD.......................................IT BORNS!!!!!" Cloud flailed his arms around like a monkey on steroids.
"Cloud, just go wash it out" Tifa said, trying to hold his arms down.
"You freaking emo!!! Just go back to your house and cut yourself again......emo" Cid exclaimed, leaning back on his chair and smoking a cigarette.
"I told you...NO SMOKEING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!" Tifa shoved him backwards, forcing the chair to collapse and Cid to roll off of it.
"I pitty the fool" Barret pointed at Cid, making an uber frown.
"Barret...YOUR NOT MR.T!!!!!!!!" Tifa slapped Barret hard across the face, making a red hand print on it.
Jenova walked into her home, leaving a trail of slime...like a snail! She towered over Tifa and looked around.
"Is this Taco Bell?" She said in a very naggy and old lady like voice.
"NO! This is my home you stupid...alien...demon THING!" Tifa pointed at Jenova, getting her arm sucked in by Jenova's jelly belly.
"HEY! I'm not a thing....you b***h" Jenova somehow grew a human arm and b***h slapped Tifa across the face.
"Oh I know you didnt just do that" Tifa got her arm out of Jenova's stomach and pimp slapped her. "get back in the car you hoe!"
Jenova sliffled and wabbled outside. When her sons, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz walked in.
"Is this KFC?" Kadaj asked, stepping infront of the other.
Cloud drew his sword and leaped infront of Tifa. "So...we meet again...silver haired men."
Sephiroth started to laugh "That rymed you emo pansy"
Loz, Kadaj, and Yazoo looked at Tifa. "Hey....your that chick who blew up our house....and your that chick that makes Loz cry all the time." Yazoo and Loz stopped talking, but Kadaj didnt. "Your also that chick that Sephiroth has pictures of all over his room"
Sephiroth's eyes widened, and he grabbed Kadaj by the head. "I..told...you.....that was...a......SECRET!" Sephiroth pulled on Kadaj's hair, making Kadaj cry.
"I didnt mean to...it slipped...I'M SORRY!" Kadaj cried.
Loz laughed at him and then Yazoo slapped Loz in the back of the head. "I wouldnt be laughing if I were you, Mr. "I think I love Tifa"....you always say that" Yazoo glared at Loz, who was now crying.
Tifa was mortified....these guys had a crush on her...and it made her kind of sick. "...ew...." Tifa turned around and walked to behind Vincent, so she didnt have to look at them.
"You all like Tifa?!" Cloud tightened his hand around the sword, glaring atthem all. "Well...be jelous because I share a bed with her" He began to laugh.
"Not any more" Tifa kicked him in his side, she thought she had herd Vincent laugh.
"I'm sorrounded...by a bunch of perverts..."
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN......thats the end of my funny
Tifa ~ Lockhart · Thu Nov 16, 2006 @ 04:07pm · 5 Comments |