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Hoorah!I've finally succeded in proving to my friend that I'm a retard!!

Here is a conversation me and a friend of mine had:

Whole point of conversation:trying to get a piece of wood of of my old clubhouse WITHOUT breaking it.

Me:Okay..so how are we gonna do this?
Friend:We could get a hammer and take the nails out.
Me:there screws..
Friend surprised h....how about that piece?It's got nails.
Me:Whats wrong with the one we've been tryin to get off in the first place?
Friend:It's got screws..
ME:Really?
Friend:You just said that!
Me:Oh....Well I know how to get it off nonetheless.
Friend:Really?How?
Me:Just a minute...*runs back some, then kicks the plank*
Plank:*breaks*
ME surprised h.....
Friend:Well...now we have to get the other piece..
ME:uhh..about that...
Point in story:Somehow, when I went to kick the first plank, I succeded in breaking the others.
Friend:.....Well, We're screwed
Me: Lets just grab one out of that pile over there.
Friend:Then why are we doing this?!
Me:*thinks*....dunno...

And that ends it for the stupidest conversation I have been in!