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It's 4:29am and I am mad at everything and everyone, no, you are no exception. Every-God-damned person on Earth is included, and if there are people in space at the moment, I am pissed at them too.
This week has sucked, today has sucked, the past few hours have sucked, the day before yesterday sucked, the list of timeperiods which have sucked recently is limited only by the imagination.
Everybody sucks. All the damned customers suck, my new coworker sucks, there is no one who doesn't suck, no exceptions. If you are breathing, you suck. If you aren't breathing, you still suck, but you get a break, because obviously things are sucky for you at the moment...actually, no break, you suck.
I feel like killing a small animal or two...or perhaps some damned furries, I never really knew what furries were/meant to be, but they suck and probably should be thrown under a truck. This also goes for anyone who dresses up as anything and is older than 12, especially on days other than halloween. If that sounds like you, under the truck.
Don't have a nice day, don't have a good evening. No, you can't have a penny from the take-a-penny tray, you pumped the extra cent, go dig it out of your damned ashtray. No, you can't have a small bag, you get the biggest damn trashbag I can find in the store, I don't need to have the size of the bag specified, I wont be giving you a 30 gallon bag for your Skittles, fear not moron.
There will, from now on, be no complementary books of matches, no usage of the bathroom while I am working, I wont check lottery tickets, I wont read you the winning lottery numbers over the phone, they are published all over the place, put in some damn effort you a**. If you come in and ask if we have something before you have even made it past the counter, we automatically don't have it, tough luck. If you ask me the price of an item with a pricetag, I will take off the tag and charge you double, idiot tax.
Until further notice, anyone who balks at, questions, makes funny noises, or so much as looks me in the eye when I ask for ID shall be denied sale of EVERYTHING they want.
Please God, let me be fired, and that right soon.
Foolish · Sat Feb 12, 2005 @ 09:43am · 1 Comments |
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