IF.....
everything on your computer is Zelda themed
you've bought an ocarina of time
you're known at your school to be "that kid obsessed with Zelda"
you draw triforces on your hand and everywhere else you can reach with a permanent marker
you go suicidal if you don't have your daily Zelda dosage
you really think you can haul around a 6ft long broad sword, bow, quiver , 40+ arrows, 30+ bombs (bigger than your head?) 25b+ shield, about 30 sticks longer than yourself , 4 bottles AND still be able to walk and run about quite casually confused
you worship the 3 goddesses
you're favourite colour is green
you thought the graphics for windwaker weren't all that great but you still played it religiously anyway
you kill bats with boomerangs
you pull your ears back in the mirror just to see what you would look like as a Hylian
you spend hours on the internet looking for a horse like Epona only to find out she's actually a breed of pony eek
you talk to rocks and trees
you don't trust red heads
get a bit nervous around wells
...you play WAY too much Zelda (you're still really cool though...)
p.s. When you wound yourself, drink milk- it helps 3nodding
