hey, everyone. i found this thread by alamaan and it had the coolest story. i wanted to save it, so i could read it later, so i'm putting it in my journal. here's the kickass story:
Ok one day I was thinking of aliens. Ah yes aliens, you know, like the mexicans, and ET. Each are very loveble. I mean, seriously, wouldn't you want to have a cute little mini-mexican or ET plush toy to be able to carry around with you? I know I would, it could be used for anything. Such as cleaning the dishes. Stupid dishes.
And so with my little mini-mexican plush toy, I walked to Ace Hardware, and went to look for an outdoor table, my backyard is crap. Need to add some fend shui. I love that word. Going on, so after hours of aimlessly walking around the store, I finally found a table, only one problem, I found out I wasn't in Ace Hardware anymore, somehow, just somehow, I ended up in Safeway. How the hell did I get here, I had exclaimed out loud. And so I consulted my ET plush toy. He didn't say anything, so I took it as a sign. And so I walked over to the Motor Vehicle Division building, what a wonderful walk, only took me a few hours.
As I dragged myself through the faded tinted doors, I saw a human sized pen. Yet again I was with a very similar question as my last. How the hell did that get there? But this time I didn't consult my little ET, for he got ran over, I accidently dropped him on the way here. Boohoo.
I started thinking about where I got him from though, maybe he just landed at my house one day. Or through Fedex, I forgot. So I silently glided out of that room into the MIB division. I was confronted with a very mind-blowing image. Aliens! Yes I gotta love em, yet I've never seen em before. So I walked to one of them and said 'Hi!' and he looked at me with what seeemed to be like eyes and said 'Chim chimini chim chimini chim chim charee'. I stared at him with probably a very stupid look on my face. I think there is just a really really really big difference in our cultures.
Eventually, I got out of there after accidently walking into a few Janitor closets that seemed to be portals to other worlds, I'll tell you about that later. So I decided that I'd make my gait fast to be able to get to McDonald's. Although I didn't have money, dammit. So I begged and pleaded and even held someone up with my cell phone, only to find out that they had a taser, ouch.
After painfully removing the darts from my back, I ran up to some business man and yelled 'FOR PETE'S SAKE JOSEPH, LEAVE THE RABBITS ALONE!!!'. And he shot me, so here I am, haunting your dream, telling you about my bad day. Thank you very much, and good night.
Good stuff....
~Andi (accompanied by her little mexican plushie)
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