Well, one day, Jeremy decided to go for a walk.
"be home by dinner" his hag of a mother said.
"never" that ******** tard replied.
"ok"she said.
and as he was walking, he was humming.
a familiar tune.
named "batehovens symphony no.9"
keremy liked this song
for it made him happy in his pants
and when he went to suzies house he could show off his rod
but, suzie was a lezbian.
so when he went over there
she chopped it off
and used it as a plunger handle
After this, Jeremy was cut deep
for more than one reason.
so he ran away and joined the circus
where he met a fellow named Mr Giggles
who also ran away and joined the circus
but Mr giggles had a deep, dark secret.
which was described to jeremy in song.
The song went:
She's a maaan eater...*mumbles* hard...*mumbles*.. couch*beep*... porn collection.
i couldnt catch it all
but anyway
it explained that mr giggles
was adopted by a loving family and was cared for
but Mr Giggles was never truely happy untill he ate his parents and joined the circus
Jeremy decided that he will follow Mr Giggles exampple...
And so he ate Mr Giggles
Tasted a bit like porn.
Jeremy was a clown for the circus
but after a few tours..
he became the only one..
And he became cannibalistic and ate the ring master
and after realising what he did, he ran away from the circus
then he signed up for a job as a kindergarten teacher...
SOMEHOW he got the job...
and he was fine for a few semesters
But then, one rainy winters day...
something HORRIBLE happened
something UNSPEAKABLE
He brought in a naughty magazine and got an erection and was jacking off in class.
then all the little children wanted to help..
so he let only the girls help out
and well..
let me put it this way.
it was the first white xmas those kids saw
after that incident he was fired.
but he got a job as a baker
and... for some obscure reason..
he liked his job too much..
and the voices in his head were growing louder, and more constant now
so he eventually gave in to his urges and ******** the warm loaves of bread he made.
but he still sold the loaves..
and the customers enjoyed it
so he kept doing it
and soon he became famous
for his "secret recipe"
And thats where jam doughnuts came from. 3nodding
Da_Milkman Out.
 Da NinjaMilkman · Wed Jan 17, 2007 @ 12:43pm · 0 Comments |
