1. One must advance her mind through extensive reading.
2. Running to an strange building in the rain, far away from church, will not save you. THE DARCY WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
3. Always practice your proposal to a trusted friend.
4. (On a similar note) Roleplaying really does have a purpose!
5. If at first you don't succeed, assume she's just toying with you and try again.
6. Time passes more quickly on a swing.
7. Never trust a man who looks like Orlando Bloom.
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