I'm going to post random scenes from the story to piece it together, and tell me what you think. Alright?
Neji sipped his water. He was pissed, as he was stuck being the designated driver.
"Dammit," he thought, "This is no fun. They're over there getting shitfaced and I've got a transvestite bartender looking at me like I'm Orlando Bloom."
He downed the whole glass of water, and then noticed something in his glass.
"Holy s**t."
There was a small piece of a pill in his drink, and he all of a sudden started to feel really strange.
"Oh my God, I've been drugged!"
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Naruto was smashed, and he knew it. He saw Neji running towards them looking panicked.
"Guys! GUYS! GUYS! You won't believe it! You gotta help me! Someone-"
Neji looked at Gaara, and noticed how messy his hair was.
Immediately he pulled out a comb and started fixing Gaara's hair, the owner of which had passed out after a huge giggle fit (He is a giggly drunk, after all) And Neji had it neat after about ten minutes when Naruto asked:
"Dude, when did you get here?"
~
Neji looked at Naruto, and noticed his whisker-line-thingies.
"Hey, what are those?"
He jumped on Naruto's lap and started pinching his cheeks and examining them closely.
Shikamaru was still staring at Temari (who was there with Sakura and Ino. Apparently, they were just trying to get her away from he brothers for a 'girls night out') when he heard Neji's comment on Naruto, and turned to see a sight that would haunt his nightmares forever.
Neji. Sitting. On Naruto's lap.
All of a sudden the DJ spang out of the repition of "Ice, Ice, Baby" which had been playing for the last hour, and screamed over the microphone:
"ARE YOU READY!?"
Neji jumped off of Naruto at once, and Gaara woke up, oblivious to his neat hair and his pool of drool. He looked at the DJ, clearly not in his normal state of mind. Shikamaru pulled himself out of his daze, and Naruto, still pissed at Neji for his antics, went to punch him when suddenly...
The DJ played Thriller at full blast! Naruto missed entirely and hit a disgruntled Sasuke, at the next table. Neji had rolled forward onto the dance floor just in time to start being one of the zombies, joined by Gaara (who wasn't really speaking or anything, much like an actual zombie) and Shikamaru in an effort to redeem himself in front of Temari.
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