" stare WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO INTENSE!? "
"A/S/L? "
" heart "
"Don't take it personally when I start running as fast as I can. "
"You're nice, but I need to get home and, uh... wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time. "
"What do you mean, I kiss "like a trout gasping for air"?! "
"Which grade of bait do you like? Because you're a keeper! "
"You were #1 on my wishlist! "
"A restraining order? That's so romantic! "
"I had a dream that was a lot like this, except you were made of wood
and scary. "
"Take me shopping, and we'll see what happens from there..."
"I'm reporting you for trolling my heart! "
"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! "
"Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. "
"Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. "
"You're like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race. "
"If you were in the avi arena, I'd vote you a 10! "
"You must be a troll, because you put a flame in my heart! "
" sweatdrop "
"I didn't mean to come off like a n00b... "
"Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! "
"I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you've ever heard... "
"You can call me "Grunny," 'cause I'm gonna latch onto your face! "
"Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart! "
"Wait! Before you run away... can I have some of your hair? "
"We're inseperable, like Ian and Rufus! "
"I'm moving you to the top of my friend list! "
"Are you an 80s movie about hip hop dancing? Because you're "Breakin'" my heart! "
x~Jade Community Member 
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