Before it is forgotten, here is a song about my pal, Vlaad!
"Wellllllll.....
Dont give him an inch,
coz he wont cut you no slack
hes as mad as a puffin
with a newt on its back!
as high as a kite,
but he's alright
Vlaad is his name, sing with me now!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
theres fifty countries that wont let him in!!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
hes held together by caffiene and tin!
as you can guess, he has coffee for blood
The rush gave his brain a good kickin!
where ordinary man is water and dirt
Hes nailed together where the mud wasn't stickin!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad,
Everyone give a loud cheer,
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
His brain is a spoon, but thats perfectly clear!
Now given that he, the wonderful vlaad
vibrates at the speed of light,
It just goes to show, that no body knows
whether hes actually in sight
so we sing
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
Lets buy him a pint of espresso!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad!
Now turn off the light, coz his body's a-glow!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
Held to the ground with old gum and string!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Admiral Vlaad
All bow low to the coffee bean king!
Vlaad, Vlaad, Vlaad, Vlaad
Vlaad, Vlaad, Vlaad, Vlaad
Ad-Miral, Lord High Vlaad!"
Waiting for my first gold record soon!
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The last strands of sanity
Whether the contents of this journal will be clear to you reader is one question i cannot answer. I have been affected by insane minds a majority of my living years, and this journal relates these affecting lives, my own, results, and Welsh
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