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Gaber went swimming with his mum in an icy cave and got locked in a room full of greasy meat because he had no sleep the night before and chased a bunny which caused an avalanche, he shot all the bad guys and just as he hoped he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.

Joey got a letter bomb from Fat b*****d in Ireland and got locked in prison on purpose and went on a rampage which made him cry, he made a giant leap across the ravine and to the disappointment of some he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.

Luke discovered a wild dog on a passenger jet and got locked in prison in a sad mood and everyone felt very sympathetic, Luke then met his long lost son: Luke the second, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and to the surprise of the audience he got promoted to field marshal.

Dillon was friends with Mr Harnwell in Russia and went around killing rats with a jackhammer in a sad mood and decided to sleep it offwhich got him in a lot of trouble, he stole a car and as he nearly gave up all hope he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Paige saw a movie made by John Howard on a passenger jet and got 2nd degree burns very happily and everyone felt very sympatheticwhich got her in a lot of trouble, she made a giant leap across the ravine and as she nearly gave up all hope she failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.

Crystal was friends with a sexy model in Japan during the third world war but it was all an accident and went on a rampage. Crystal just dodged three bullets, she stole a car and with relative ease she got the guy, the treasure and a nasty rash.

Ja Rower discovered Ben Joffe on an ironing board and fell into the eternal pit of hell on purpose and decided to sleep it off. Then Ja Rower ran around like a lunatic, she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and as if it were a miracle she got kidnapped and tortured to death.