So, I was just walking along one day, urinating like normal... and
BAM!
Burning in my p***s!
It hurt so much that I got an erection and ripped through my lycra pants... It went
everywhere...
All over the street, on the bus, on a pregnant teenager, a priest, a rabbi, a nun, a Mexican prostitute, three children and a pair of socks...
Everywhere...It happened again today in school, but I tried to stop it... I thought maybe it was because I was tensing up that everything started to look red and my face felt warm, but it was because my eyes started bleeding!
I had to let it out because I thought that I was going to die!
crying It was all over the carpets, my friends boobs, a snare drum, four windows, a teacher, a pencil case, a blackboard, two computers, a maths book, a ruler, seven maids-a-milkin', twelve pigeons and your aunt Suzie...
Everywhere...I don't know what to do about it, it's still burning from the last time...
Discuss: Should pregnant teenagers be allowed to shower in urine?
Is it safe for a priest and a rabbi to be on a bus together?
Should children by common law be urinated on anyway?
Why are there only seven maids-a-milkin'?
Where are the other maids?
Is there a second maid when there's a minute maid?
Will this list get bigger as this thread goes on?
What's your name?
Can you lick your elbow?
Has anyone at this point forgotten about the urine problem?
What?