i'm sure many of you NES owners have heard of Action 52,a collection of 52 unplayable piles of *censored* that was $200 back in the day,AND STILL IS!well,i was on gamefaqs.com,lookingat reviews for this*whydid some guy giv this a 7/10?*
and i saw this.if you wanna read the whole review-
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/review/R20302.html
Fire Breathers:
Fiery lizard once proud
Poor programming, humbled lizard
Bad controls frustrate
Star Evil (Spelled ''STAREVIL'' on the menu):
Crashing ship, parts fly
Blast of fiery ship debris
But I just pressed start
Illuminator:
Silly dippy man
Lights on lights out man dies
Game without a point
G-Force Fighter:
Another shooter
Man who made this can't tell
G-Force from G-Spot
Ooze:
Green palette green hair
Green slime green floor green monsters
Green my vomit
Silver Sword:
Tries my patience
No end to crappy crappy games
Dew drops sparkling
Critical Bypass:
Curse the short haiku
Inadequate to show my hate
Of Critical Bypass
Jupiter Scope:
Meteors falling
Don't think this is Jupiter
My ship exploding
Alfredo:
Can't get game to load
Oh thank you Jesus for that
So long Alfredo
Operation Full Moon:
One more shooter
Oh boy oh boy I love it
Yeah right it sucks
Dam Busters:
No dam no busting
Just a silly cat or bear
I not have happy
Thrusters:
Another shooter
Please help me God in heaven
Just make it stop
Haunted Hill:
Big-pixelled bosom
Almost as erotic as
Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
Chill Out:
Nun or Eskimo
Unanswerable question
But I know Chill Out sucks
Sharks:
Like Jaws but worse
No, you didn't read that wrong
Like Jaws but WORSE
Megalonia:
Another shooter
Good 'cuz there sure ain't enough
On this lame-a** cart
French Baker:
Maybe the French suck but
Even they don't deserve to be in
Action 52
Atmos Quake:
First 6 shooters
All sucked--maybe this one's better
Ha ha ha ha ha
Meong
If I smoked crack
Then huffed paint fumes still I'd say
Meong is ****ed up
Space Dreams
Pacifier soars
Teddy bears and dolls falling
I'm not in space either
Streemerz
Combination:
Clowns and Action 52
Proof there is no God
Spread Fire
Don't know what I am
Don't know what I'm shooting at
Don't care either
Bubblegum Rosy (Rossie)
Two different spellings
Should I say the game is
Crappy or crappie
Micromike
God it never ends
Never shot heroin but this
Makes me want to try
Underground
Squares rolling at me
Why do I die so quickly
A dog barks
Rocket Jockey
Rocket Jockey, or
How I Learned to Stop Worrying
And Love the Bomb
Nonhuman
Non-fun, Non-worthwhile
Non-good, Non-believable
Non-playable
Crybaby
Baby crawling
Robbers shooting, milk squirting
ME crying
Slashers
Funny name, slashers
That's what it's inspiring me
To do to my wrists
Crazy shuffle
Kind of sounds like
''Curly shuffle,'' that's good
But this game is bad
Fuzz Power
Big hairball rolling
Don't let the dryers get you
Big bald guy dying
Shooting Gallery
Oh God so boring
Just a bunch of ducks running
Around like idiots
Lollipop
Don't mess with me
I gots a giant lollipop
I'll whack you with it
Evil Empire
Crap crap crap crap crap
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
Crap crap crap crap crap
Sombrero
Shameless A 52
Mexican stereotype now
A part of me dies
Storm Over the Desert
Tank crosses battlefield
Huge waddling Sadaam Hussein
Happy cherry blossoms
Mash Man
Really big feet
What else can I say? Oh yeah
Really crappy game
They Came...
They came and I left
Oh man this game really sucks
Yeah, what else is new
Lazer League
shootshootshootshootshoot
shootshootshootshootshootshootshoot
shootshootshootshootshoot
Billy Bob
Oh, Indiana Jones
Another childhood memory
Ruined forever
City of Doom
Climbing the building
Bowling balls falling
A gentle rain falls
Bits and Pieces
Zombie man in graveyard
Wolf man lizard man jump over
Makes no ****ing sense
Beeps and Blips
Picked up 50 1-ups
So how come my game's over
When I die two times
Manchester
If he were dead now
Billie Idol would be
Rolling in his grave
Boss
You play as Boss Hog
Yeah right, I wish! Really you're just
Some dumb gator
Dedant
Like Space Invaders
But with ants! It's even lamer
Than it sounds, trust me
Hambo
You are a pig
And this game is called Hambo
Sweet merciful Christ
Time warp tickers
Two fingers walking
Insanity, what happen
Time?
Jigsaw
Fell in the hole
One block high but still I'm stuck
Don't think I'll play again.
Ninja Asault
The ninja asault
He strike in broad daylight
True ninja this is
Robbie the Robot
This game sucks too
But I don't give a flying ****
I'm almost finished
Cheetah Men
Last game on cartridge
Bile rises, final torture
**** you Cheetah Man
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