stare Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you. stare
evil You *must* scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! evil
xd Behold, elevator butt. xd
wahmbulance The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
sweatdrop Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that. sweatdrop
ninja Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny? ninja
twisted You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands. twisted
ninja My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head. ninja
burning_eyes Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?' burning_eyes
whee Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner. whee
mrgreen I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit? mrgreen
cry Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside! cry
ninja Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue! ninja
stare Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp. stare
whee Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!" cry
biggrin The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey." biggrin
xp In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hair ball somewhere
Will find in morning. xp
3nodding We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt? xp
cool The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls. cool
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