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Final Fantasy Fun: FFTA Robot Hell |
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Good Guys
Name: FlameChocobo, Joe, Alia Race: Bangaa, Human, Viera Jobs: Warrior, Soldier, Red Mage
Bad Guys
Name: Kultzar, 3 Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Currly) Race: Viera, Humans Jobs: Assassin, Soldier, Thief, Hunter This Is like Futurama When FlameChocobo gets punished by Kultzar *Hits Robot Hell Song* FlameChocobo: Aww Crap, Singing. Mind if I Smoke? Kultzar: *Hits FlameChocobo and Starts singing* Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, We'll find ways to stimulate that smell, What a sorry fella, Rolled and Smoked like a *Blows* Donny Jella. Here on level 1 of Robot hell. *Smacks FlameChocobo and jumps down* Gambling's Wrong and So is Cheating? So is Froging Phoney I.O.U's. Let's let lady luck Decide What type of Tortures Justified. I'm pit boss here on level 2. Ahh Deep Fried Robot. FlameChocobo: *Starts Singing* Just Tell me Why........ Kultzar: Just Read this 55 page Warrants. FlameChocobo: ......There Must be robots worse than I........ Kultzar: We Checked around There Realy Aren't. FlameChocobo:.......Then please let me explain My crimes were merely Boyish Pranks...... Kultzar: YOU STOLE FROM BOYSCOUTS, NUNS, AND BANKS! FlameChocobo: Aw, Don't Blame Me! Blame My UPBRINGING! *Stops Singing* Kultzar: Please Stop singing while I'm Singing! *Smacks FlameChocobo* Selling Bootleg Tapes is wrong. Musicians need that Income to survive. The 3 Stooges: Hey, Bender, Gonna Make Some Noise!! With your Hardrive Scratch by the Back Street Boyz!! *Scratches the Disc* That's Watcha, Watcha, Whatcha Get on Level 5!! Joe: I don't Feel Well...... Alia: It's Up to Us to Rescue Him. Joe: ......Maybe He likes it here in hell....... Alia: It's Us Who tempted him to sin.... Joe: He Maybe Back at the Motel...... Alia: Comeon, Fry! don't Be scared! I'm Sure at least one of us will be Scared. Let's Sit Back and enjoy the Ride! Joe: My a** got blisters on the slide! crying Kultzar: Fencing Jewels, and Fixing CockFights, Publishing Indecent Magazines, You'll Pay For Every Crime *Smacks FlameChocobo to the Electric Chair* Knee Deep in Electric Slime, You'll Suffer 'til the end of time. Enduring Tortures Most of Whitch Rhyme, Trapped Forever here in Robot HELL!!!! *Stops the Music after Explosion*
Yep. FlameChocobo The Bangaa Was Tortured By Kultzar. That's a Rap. I'm gonna Make 1 Movie.
Pyro Phoenix X · Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 04:56am · 1 Comments |
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