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1.Chuck Norris has no chin. HIs beard conceals a third fist
2.Chuck Norris doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
3.Chuck Norris has a pet....GODZILLA
4.Chuck Norris has a pet kitten.....Every morning for breakfast
5.Chuck Norris has no hair on his testicals because hair doesn't grow on steel
6.When the boogie man goes to bed every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
7.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris once kicked twice the speed of light proving that quantum physics was bs
9.It took 10 days and 4 women to give birth to Cuck Norris
10.A man once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks are not the best way to kick someone.........This has been recorded by historians as the worst Mistake of all time
11.A man named Dennis Defoe once annoyed Chuck Norris, So he roundhouse kicked him into two different people. We know these people as Dennis Leery And William Defoe
12. Chuck Norris was annyoed by a man named Mr.A so Chuck roundhouse kicked him 19 letters back in the alphabet he is now Mr.T and Chuck Norris Does not pitty the foul
13. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
14.God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
15.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
16.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
17.The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
18.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
19.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
20.The Titanic movie was supposed to have a happy ending. However when Chuck Norris learned he had been beaten out for the starring role by Leonardo DiCaprio, he went back in time and roundhouse kicked a huge hole in the ship.
21.Chuck Norris knows all the digits of Pi.
22.Chuck Norris saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the next morning they found his arm in Cuba.
23.When Chuck Norris plays Battleship, all of the ships sink themselves in fear.
24.While visiting Europe, early in the 19th century, Chuck Norris was spotted by Dracula. Hoping to convert Chuck Norris into a vampire, and thus ensure the survival of vampires for all eternity, Dracula attempted to drink Chuck Norris's blood. Instead of turning Chuck into a vampire, Dracula turned into a copy of Chuck Norris. But that created a riff in the space time continuum, resulting in a Chuck Norris black hole, which sucked up the original Chuck Norris. However, Chuck quickly gave the black hole a roundhouse kick, defeating it utterly. Chuck Norris wrote an account of this incident, and it was later adapted into the movie Star Trek IV.
25.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
26.At age 4, Chuck Norris drop kicked a small ball of matter into a million pieces. These pieces are what we call the universe.
27.When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
28.A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
29.A solar eclipse is the result of the sun accidentally making eye contact with Chuck Norris.
30.Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris.
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 NightmareYoshimori13 · Mon Jun 19, 2006 @ 05:56pm · 0 Comments |
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only 2 more days untill summer vacation
NightmareYoshimori13 · Tue May 23, 2006 @ 02:44am · 0 Comments |
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i always pass out on the keyborde when i stay up late
NightmareYoshimori13 · Sat May 06, 2006 @ 02:49am · 0 Comments |
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Profiles
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NightmareYoshimori13 · Sat Apr 01, 2006 @ 01:27am · 0 Comments |
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This post is in memory of my friend Mary Moore (1994-2005)
Death, You are nothing but a teacher,
Yet no one wants to learn from you,
Until the day we sit before the Preacher.
We cry and cry but it is for us,
We never get over it until we are with them again,
Yet even then we still run from you thus.
We always go into denile afterward,
We take drastic mesures to make ourselves forget,
And that is when we let you have the last word.
Good Bye Mary cry
NightmareYoshimori13 · Fri Feb 17, 2006 @ 10:52pm · 0 Comments |
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