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Report | 10/22/2008 8:13 am

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Good one.



A gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.



One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.



The old Jack Russell thinks, “Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here.”



Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the leopard, “That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!”



Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.



The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.



The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!”



Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says.. .



“Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”



Moral of this story....Don't mess with old dogs...age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.



If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more “youthfully challenged.” You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?

Report | 10/12/2008 6:13 pm

Dandygram

goodnight

Report | 10/12/2008 5:59 pm

Dandygram

lol ya, megan is so jelious of us

Report | 10/12/2008 5:55 pm

Dandygram

i know, robert helped me^^ hes so awsome isnt he^^

Report | 10/12/2008 11:10 am

Dandygram

how do you get a pic from your com onto your profile

Report | 10/11/2008 9:11 pm

purple_girl_malaysia

you r welcome...

Report | 10/11/2008 6:40 pm

Dandygram

look again, its rite under my what im waring box

Report | 10/11/2008 6:38 pm

Dandygram

yes i do

Report | 10/11/2008 6:30 pm

Dandygram

yes^^

Report | 10/11/2008 5:15 pm

Dandygram

no prob

Report | 10/11/2008 5:10 pm

Dandygram

well, he says pucks, you might want to fix that

Report | 10/11/2008 4:58 pm

Dandygram

is curtis supposed to say pucks or punks?

Report | 10/11/2008 1:45 pm

Dandygram

i will, thankyou, lol, im gettin tired now

Report | 10/11/2008 1:35 pm

Dandygram

POPTARTS, SWOLLOW THEM WHOLE, THAT OR USE THEM AS THE NEWEST TOPPING CREATING THE NEWEST FLAVOR AND SELLING MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN NOT DEFEATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Report | 10/11/2008 1:30 pm

Dandygram

lol, the trees speak to me of your plans, too late, i have all the marshmellows and noodle captve!! HA!! how are you supposed to beat me now..??!!!!!!

Report | 10/11/2008 1:23 pm

Dandygram

jk, POPTARTS, ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Report | 10/11/2008 1:20 pm

Dandygram

mabey we should call a trus

Report | 10/11/2008 1:11 pm

Dandygram

NO, POPTARTS ARE ON MY SIDE, THEIR JUST UNDERCOVER SPIES *to herself "shoot, i wasnt supposed to say that outloud"* THIS IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Report | 10/11/2008 12:59 pm

Dandygram

tacos are undifeated, and with my gummy bears and german chocolate pirates, there is no way we will loose!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA.............ya somthin like that, lol

Report | 10/11/2008 12:56 pm

all_ill_ever_be_is_myself

TACOS

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