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Report | 06/07/2008 6:31 pm

O.O bout time we have a party...i'm dying of bordom. Oh by the way....It was-a da pope.

Report | 06/07/2008 2:56 pm

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop

Does a business but I notice something weird

Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared

Have to hand it to her!

What I calls enterprise!

Poppin' pussies into pies!

Wouldn't do in my shop!

Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick

Report | 06/06/2008 11:46 am

Fullblackhabit

nice avi

Report | 06/03/2008 7:35 pm

Fullblackhabit

The Flying Car by Kevin Smith







(Horns Honking)







Randal: It’s times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to 



by “The Jetsons”.







Dante: What are you talking about?







Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling 



around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That’s the 



problem with TV, it always lies to us.







Dante: Yeah, well most of us rational thinkers weren’t banking on a 



cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological 



development.







Randal: You don’t think anyone anywhere is working on the flying car.







Dante: I could care less.







Randal: I gotta believe that there is somebody else out there is 



thinking about the flying car besides me. Someone who is not afraid 



to throw their hats over the wall for the good of mankind.







Dante: What’s that suppose to mean?







Randal: Throw their hats over the wall. It means committing to doing 



something. If more people threw their hats over the wall, we wouldn’t 



be sitting here in this mess right now. We would be zooming over it in 



the flying car.







Dante: I see you have given this alot of thought.







Randal: Kennedy, all right JFK himself. When he was in office, he 



stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 



10 years. Thing is nobody had started working on a space program at 



that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no inside into the 



practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?







Dante: Marilyn Monroe.







Randal: The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the 



world and say “Yo, yo get this we’re going to the moon.” Imagine, if 



you and I were the kind of guys who had the sac to stand before the 



world and say “Get this we’ll all be in the flying car by the end of the 



year.







Dante: Do you know you have a one track mind.







Randal: Hey, what would you be willing to trade for the flying car?







Dante: What do you mean?







Randal: Say some German scientist comes up to you and he says “I 



have invented the flying car. I’ll give it to you on one condition.”







Dante: Well, what’s the condition?







Randal: He’s not going to tell you.







Dante: Then it’s no deal.







Randal: The guy is offering you the flying car.







Dante: Yeah, but there is obviously a catch.







Randal: Who cares what the catch is, it’s the flying car. You’ll have the 



only one in the world.







Dante: And why is this... German scientist







Randal: Ya, vol.







Dante: Why is he offering it to me for free instead of the car 



companies instead?







Randal: What is this “Murder She Wrote”? Who cares what's behind 



the mystery. You going to look a gift horse in the mouth? Just take the 



car man.







Dante: Not until I know what the catch is.







Randal: Fine, the catch is you got to cut off a foot.







Dante: No way.







Randal: Are you saying you wouldn’t cut off your foot for the flying car? 



You’re that selfish.







Dante: It’s my foot! How am I suppose to walk?







Randal: What walk? You’ll have the flying car. Good God, you could 



sell the design and engineering secrets to the car companies and be 



a multibillionaire. After that you could buy like 50 prosthetic feet.







Dante: Which foot, right or left?







Randal: You’re choice







Dante: Ok, I’ll trade my left foot for the flying car.







Randal: Why your left foot?







Dante: Oh, it’s got an ingrown toenail.







Randal: Listen to you. A guy offers you the Fire from Olympus that is 



the flying car and you trade him a bum foot.







Dante: You said I could pick.







Randal: So it’s a deal then, your foot for the flying car. You’re sure?







Dante: Yes, I’m sure.







Randal: You can’t welch.







Dante: I won’t welch.







Randal: Because the whole world is counting on you.







Dante: Why the whole world all of a sudden?







Randal: Because the German scientist held a press conference 



when he made you the offer. He told the world media once the trade 



is made. You

Report | 06/03/2008 7:33 pm

Fullblackhabit

The cake is a lie....

Report | 06/03/2008 12:11 pm

Fullblackhabit

I hope...

Report | 06/03/2008 11:21 am

Fullblackhabit

Yea you kinda do....lol

Report | 06/02/2008 4:16 pm

Fullblackhabit

lol..nice avi

Report | 06/02/2008 4:05 pm

Fullblackhabit

What a strange person.....

Report | 05/31/2008 6:22 pm

Fullblackhabit

Every thing is all BRIGHT *claps hands and burst out in song* AND SHINY!!!!

Report | 05/27/2008 11:57 pm

X-Kiss-of-Eden-X

Oh thanks alot. xDDDD

And thank you. lol

Report | 05/27/2008 4:58 pm

Circus Of Delirium

Oohhh!

Report | 05/27/2008 3:30 pm

Fullblackhabit

Fatty's on fire!!!

Report | 05/26/2008 2:41 pm

Circus Of Delirium

I've been good

:]

A little bored lately, but good.

How have you been?

:]

Report | 05/26/2008 12:40 pm

Circus Of Delirium

I knoow! D:

Report | 05/25/2008 6:03 pm

Circus Of Delirium

THANK YOU!

:3

Report | 05/24/2008 6:06 pm

Fullblackhabit

kool

Report | 05/24/2008 4:22 pm

Fullblackhabit

O.O Relly? mom said we can have it here today but her new bf and his kids are here so i don't think any one wanted to be here with a three little kids. What are trying to sell?

Report | 05/24/2008 4:09 pm

Fullblackhabit

no not really, this is going to sound gay but the wings don't fit the new outfit........any who what three things are you trying to do.

Report | 05/24/2008 4:03 pm

Fullblackhabit

Ummm.... I alredy have them

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