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Report | 09/02/2007 11:34 pm

Daemonknightx

Great Toilet Stalls of the Astartes Legions



The Dark Angels - Only the Inner Circle knows where it is.

Emperor's Children - Everyone takes it in turns being the toilet.

Iron Warriors - Difficult to get to with all the razorwire and trenches, may turn out to have merely been a decoy with no actual toilet in there.

White Scars - Mounted on the weapons platform of an attack bike.

Space Wolves - A fire hydrant.

Imperial Fists - Is horribly uncomfortable, because the Emperor is probably fairly uncomfortable on his throne.

Night Lords - Stall walls are covered in horrible graffiti art, toilet constantly screams.

Blood Angels - When on the toilet, one may be overcome by The Brown Rage.

Iron Hands - Toilet may in fact be a sleeping tech-marine.

World Eaters - Mostly destroyed when figuring out how to flush the toilets enraged the berserkers.

Ultramarines - Immaculate and clean, everyone hates them for this reason.

Death Guard - Trust me, you don't wanna use them.

Thousand Sons - When flushed, waste is merely covered in dust.

Black Legion - No toilets of their own, constantly trying to use the ones on Cadia.

Word Bearers - Fairly normal aside from the hymns playing in the stall speakers, until you realize it's out of paper and must ask the dark gods for some.

Salamanders - Well made, efficient and beloved by the people. The only fault one can find is the use of lava when flushing.

Raven Guard - Cannot be flushed as Corax himself mandated only he could do away with what was done as it is his responsibility.

Alpha Legion - All previous toilets may in fact be an Alpha Legion toilet.

Report | 08/31/2007 1:26 pm

rosegoldhiips

hahahaaa XD Jessicas awesome

Report | 08/29/2007 1:50 pm

Moriko san